Tiny Squishable Pigeon Keyring

We should bring back domesticating pigeons. They're so intelligent and interesting! Look at those sleek gray feathers and adorably soft little coo! They deserve your looooove! So go out onto the city streets, talk to a real pigeon and see if it will come home with you* (*editor's note, don't do that. Buy this Micro Pigeon instead. Or, seek a professional pigeon handler. Or really any other option.)